Okay...so we get a little bored sometimes. She is wearing a beautiful headpiece crafted of the finest cut-up water jug with the embellishment of a broken spikey rubbery ball type thing. Dustin stretched that ball over his entire head one time (he's the reason plastic bags have warnings on them) and it snapped up to his nose, dragging his upper lip up to his nostrils in a bizarre snarling expression. I have a video, send check or money order to...